Quote from Leslie Knope in Christmas Scandal
Ann: It was way too easy to get this guy here. Leslie Knope: Councilman Dexhart, this has gone far enough. I want you to hold a press conference and clear my name. Councilman Dexhart: Mmm, no, thanks. Ann: Why not? What's in it for you? Councilman Dexhart: Well, to be honest, being linked to Leslie Is a lot less damning than the real story. You're like a glass of whole milk. What are you, Lutheran? I love Lutherans. Leslie Knope: Councilman, with all due respect, get a grip. If you don't hold a press conference, I'm gonna come forward and tell the whole story. Councilman Dexhart: It won't do you any good. Take it from me, denying only makes things worse. Listen, I gotta go. I'm expected at two different maternity wards. But before I go, I'd be remiss if I didn't ask. Should we? Leslie Knope: Oh, my God! Councilman Dexhart: People already think we did it. You've got nothing to lose. I'm very good. Leslie Knope: Get outta here!