Quote from Leslie Knope in Tom's Divorce
Leslie Knope: So, how you doing, buddy? Want some steak? Champagne? Think of something extravagant and we'll get it for you. What do you want? A cheese fountain? A ruby? A goose heart? Tom: How about a marriage? How about a non-divorce? Leslie Knope: Tom, I'm sorry. Maybe you guys just need some time apart, you know, to remember how much you care about each other. Tom: Leslie, think about it. Does our marriage really make sense to you? She's a tall, beautiful surgeon. I'm a short, beautiful government employee/club promoter. Leslie Knope: You're a club promoter? Tom: Aspiring. The point is, I never meant anything to her. It wasn't even a real marriage. [aside to camera:] Leslie Knope: Now, the sadness is pouring out of Tom, like blood from a pterodactyl after it's attacked by a T-Rex. I have to take him to a place where he can't possibly be sad. Oh, crap.