Leslie Knope: Swanson! Did you tell Tom that you were gonna ask out Wendy?
Ron Swanson: It's complicated.
Leslie Knope: What is wrong with you? I wish I wasn't alive to hear myself say this, but I am ashamed to be your deputy.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: I don't get men. If they're not wagering their girlfriends in pool, then they're trying to steal each other's wives. It makes you question the whole notion of those bromance movies.