Andy: I never understood the term "elbow grease." I guess it's not really grease. Just hard work. Oh, hey, Ron. Nice, shiny shoes you got there.
Ron Swanson: Oh, hey. I was just... I think... Oh, no. Shoot. Actually, it looks like I scuffed this one.
Andy: Do you need your money back, Ron? Because I already spent it.
Ron Swanson: Really? How did... Never mind. I think I'll just take another full polish. Can I cut in line again?
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I feel right at home as a shoe shiner. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.