Leslie Knope: So, how did your coffee with Tammy go?
Ron Swanson: Leslie, I can't thank you enough for sticking your nose where it didn't belong.
Leslie Knope: I knew it. So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great, too, but there's just something about old times, you know what I mean?
Ron Swanson: We didn't talk. We made love.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my. Mmm. Good. Well, spare me the details. I'm just happy.
Ron Swanson: It was so intense, I didn't know where my flesh stopped and hers began. You know what I mean?
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Ron Swanson: Our marriage was always a complete disaster, but we did have that. The two of us. It's like doing peyote and sneezing, slowly, for six hours.
Leslie Knope: This seems like a private matter, but I'm so...
Ron Swanson: That woman really knows her way around a penis.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Well, I'm happy that it went well and that you enjoyed your coffee.