Ron Swanson: I'm sorry, Leslie. She wins. I can't resist her.
Leslie Knope: God, Ron, you have to.
Tammy Two: Stay out of this. This is our relationship. He's my man. And we have something twisted and beautiful. Oh. You want Ron. That's what this is all about.
Leslie Knope: No. That's insane. Fine, I had one dream. But no, no.
Tammy Two: Baby, don't you see what's happening here? She's manipulating you because she's jealous of me, and the things I get to do to your body and face.
Leslie Knope: I'm here because Ron is my friend, and I don't like seeing my friends miserable. And you, Tammy, you make him miserable. So, Ron, you can give her the lot, or don't, whatever. Just, please, find a way to be happy.