Leslie Knope: So, Tammy, for that and many other reasons, Ron has decided to end this relationship.
Tammy Two: [laughs] Wait a minute. Ron brought you here to break up with me for him?
Ron Swanson: She volunteered.
Tammy Two: Leslie, Ron doesn't wanna break up with me. What Ron wants to do is leave here right now, go to the sleaziest motel in town, and wrap himself around me like a coiled snake.
Leslie Knope: No, he doesn't.
Tammy Two: I'm pretty sure he does.
Ron Swanson: [whimpers]
Leslie Knope: See? He's completely over you.