Ron Swanson: [singing] Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man A knight without armor in a savage land [talks] Good morning, Jerry. That is a beautiful sweater vest. April. You look like you could use $20. Am I right?
April: Why?
Ron Swanson: 'Cause you're a kid, and kids always need money.
Tom: I need money.
April: Ha! That's why you're my favorite, Tom.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: When Tiger Woods feels invincible, he wears a red shirt and black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.