Leslie Knope: Why would anyone do this?
Andy: Kids are kids. Everybody does stupid stuff like this in high school.
Leslie Knope: I didn't.
Andy: Yeah, but you were probably a nerd, though, huh?
Leslie Knope: Hey.
Andy: Leslie, I mean that in a good way. Look at you now. You're the coolest person I've ever met. I even met John Cougar Mellencamp once.
Leslie Knope: Andy, why don't you go home? I'll finish cleaning this up.
Andy: No way. I mean, you got me a job and you're helping me turn my life around. I go home when you go home.