Andy: [on phone] Hello?
Leslie Knope: Andy, it's Leslie.
Andy: Hello?
Leslie Knope: Hello? Andy, it's Leslie.
Andy: Psych. Leave a message after the beep.
Leslie Knope: Andy, it's Leslie. Look. What did you mean when you said it's your only option? I think we should talk. Without lawyers present. If you wanna meet, just put a white chalk "X" on the mailbox across the street from City Hall. Or call me back. Just call me back. [cut] Andy, why aren't you returning my calls? Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer. [cut; affected accent] Hey, Andy, it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister. I don't know how to tell you this but your uncle has passed. He's with Jesus now. So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at City Hall. [cut] Hey! Free guitars at City Hall! Everybody run! [cut; robotic voice:] Because of a local disaster, you, Andy Dwyer, must go to the evacuation center at Pawnee City Hall.
Tom: Hmm, that was weird.
Leslie Knope: [gasps] How long have you been there?