Female Voice: [on phone] We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card, so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Thank you.
Female Voice: $20 to Netflix?
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Female Voice: $20 to Blockbuster Online?
Tom: Both?
Leslie Knope: I needed all eleven disks of Gossip Girl at the same time.
Female Voice: $120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Leslie Knope: They give you a little wand, and a diploma. It's fun.
Tom: What did you major in?
Leslie Knope: Potions. You know, I'm gonna take you off speakerphone. Go ahead.
Female Voice: Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions?
Leslie Knope: No. Okay... Um, I wore those once. It was a money-back guarantee, but I forgot to return them.
Female Voice: Man Pillow, the pillow shaped like a man?
Tom: Oh, God.
Female Voice: Also something called "Bucket of Cake."
Leslie Knope: Yeah, you know what? I think someone definitely stole my credit card. So why don't you just cancel it?
Female Voice: Do you wanna hear what else they purchased?
Leslie Knope: Yes. No, you don't have to refund anything. Just cancel the credit card and we'll all go on with our lives. Thank you.
Tom: So, what does a Man Pillow look like?
Leslie Knope: Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back.