Raul: Look, this is not personal. We just think that you are weak and your city is disgusting.
Leslie Knope: I think you're rude. And I think you've been rude since you came here. And I think that your medals are stupid and your uniform is lame, and you guys want to marry Hugo Chavez!
Raul: Hey! Do not disrespect Chavez.
Leslie Knope: Stupid Chavez.
Raul: I just told you not to disrespect him.
Leslie Knope: Good, I just did.
Raul: That's twice.
Leslie Knope: I don't like Chavez.
Raul: Yes, you do. And do not disrespect him.
Leslie Knope: No, I don't!
Raul: Yes, you do!
Leslie Knope: No, I don't, Raul. Look, if you don't like it here, then go, okay, Raul?
Raul: Great.
Leslie Knope: Good. Shut up.
Raul: We're shutting up, yeah. And we'll go. Vamos.
Leslie Knope: Those are our pens.
Raul: Right. We don't even need them.
Leslie Knope: Great, then don't take them.
Raul: We didn't.
Leslie Knope: They started it.