Man #1: What are you? Some kind of moron? Why don't you have hand dryers in the park bathrooms? They're so much more sanitary than paper towels! Anyone knows that!
Woman: My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's feces. And I'm going to sue you for that.
Man #2: How do you like it? [flings frisbies]
Leslie Knope: No!
Man #2: How do you like that? Now imagine you're holding coffee.
[aside to camera:]
Raul: This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists? We have a special jail for journalists. You're stealing? Right to jail. You're playing music too loud? Right to jail. Right away. You're driving too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses, you right to jail. You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world, because of jail.