Quote from Leslie Knope in Practice Date
Leslie Knope: Hey, while I have you, can I ask you a question? Ann: Shoot. Leslie Knope: What if he asks me if I've been married? Ann: Have you? Leslie Knope: No. Ann: Well, then, say that. Leslie Knope: But then he'll wonder why I haven't been married. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna say that I was married. The real question is, should I say that I have kids. Guys like girls that have kids, right? Ann: Whoa! Leslie Knope: What if I get drunk and I talk about Darfur too much? Or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur enough?