Quote from Tom in The Stakeout
Dave Sanderson: How you doing tonight, sir? Tom: I'm all right, Officer. How are you? Dave Sanderson: I'm responding to a 9-1-1 call about a suspicious person breaking into a van. I need you to step out and show me some ID. Tom: No, it's okay. My name is Tom Haverford. I work for the Parks Department. I just got locked out of the van. I had to jimmy my way back in. Dave Sanderson: Well, why don't you jimmy your way out and show me some ID. Tom: Well, I just told you my ID. So, what's the crime here? Parking while Indian? Dave Sanderson: No, there's no stereotypes about Indians sitting in vehicles. Tom: All right, fine. Here's my ID. Nice job, Paul Blart. Why don't you head back to the mall, make sure nobody's breaking into Lady Foot Locker? Dave Sanderson: Hey. I'm very close right now to placing you under arrest for disorderly conduct. Step out of the van. Tom: I'll step out of your mama's van. [screams] I didn't do anything! I'm a city employee, man! Come on! Leslie!