Tom: Whoa! Are they dating now? Brendanawicz is the man. This is Brendanawicz's life. Hot chick from the newspaper, hot chick from the post office, hot chick from the hospital.
Leslie Knope: Her name's Ann. You know her name. Her name's Ann.
Tom: I'm just saying. Nobody turns him down.
Leslie Knope: I did.
Tom: [laughs] Yeah.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, I did. We were drunk, and he tried to kiss me, and I said, "No, sir, Mark Brendanawicz. I don't need your business here."