["Pawnee Today, with Joan Callamezzo" clip:]
Joan Callamezzo: I have to say that that stunt that you did with the penguins was clearly over the line. Now, Marcia, what, if anything, can Miss Knope do to make it right?
Marcia Langman: Joan, we don't want to be unreasonable.
Joan Callamezzo: Of course not.
Marcia Langman: We think that she should separate the penguins, annul the marriage, reimburse the taxpayers for the cost of the wedding, of course, and then resign.
Leslie Knope: Oh! Is that it?
Marcia Langman: That would do it.
Leslie Knope: Anything else? You want me to jump off a building? Perform hara-kiri?
Marcia Langman: Move to a different town? No, I kid.
Joan Callamezzo: Full of ideas here today.
Leslie Knope: This is the reason why people don't go into politics. Because, you know, I bust my ass for the people in this city, and I can't win. I have one night of fun with some of the best dancers I've ever danced with, and suddenly everybody's freaking out?