Quote from Joan Callamezzo in Pawnee Zoo
Joan Callamezzo: Guess who? Tom: Uh... Megan Fox? One of the Desperate Housewives? Joan Callamezzo: No, Joan Callamezzo. Tom: Hey, Joanie! What's up, gorgeous? Good to see you. Leslie Knope: Tom comes on the show all the time. Joan loves him. [TV clip:] Tom: You have the softest skin of any woman in Pawnee. Joan Callamezzo: Thank you. Tom: I wish you could reach, from your TV screen, and just touch Joan's skin for a second. Joan Callamezzo: That's sweet. You'd have a treat. You're pretty soft yourself. Tom: How are your kids doing? Joan Callamezzo: They're pretty good. Tom: Is it tough for them to have a mother that is so beautiful? What's it like being the most attractive woman in Pawnee? Joan Callamezzo: You keep up those funnies, I'm gonna have to invite you over for supper. Tom: Well, I'll have to come over for supper. Joan Callamezzo: Oh! You must.