Ann: Hey! Hi. I got your text. Is everything okay?
Leslie Knope: Oh, yeah! They're having a party in my honor! Go to the bar. If you're my friend, you can drink for free!
Ann: Oh! Cool! Okay, and maybe next time don't use the words "medical emergency."
Leslie Knope: I'm so glad you're here!
Ann: I'm really sober!
Leslie Knope: Okay! Get a drink!
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: You know why tonight's fun? 'Cause everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing! Just, it's... Everyone is just who they are. And who they are is just stone-cold gay.