April: This is Derek.
Mark: Cool. How long have you guys been dating?
April: We're just friends. He's like the gayest person I've ever met. But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.
Mark: You know, if you don't wanna talk to me, you can just say so.
April: I don't wanna talk to you.
[aside to camera:]
Mark: Apparently, tonight, I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel.