Marlene Knope: She's blowing us off.
Leslie Knope: What? No! Really?
Marlene Knope: Honey, she's totally blowing us off.
Leslie Knope: What? That is not conduct worthy of the zoning board.
Marlene Knope: She's a little weasel. Okay, I didn't want to have to use this, but her husband got a DUI in Illinois last week. And she's trying to keep it quiet.
Leslie Knope: Well, everyone has their problems. So, what should my next tactic be?
Marlene Knope: The DUI, Leslie. Let her know you know all about it, connect it to what you want, and then tell her if she doesn't help you, and soon, you're gonna tell everybody in town.
Leslie Knope: I don't think I could do that. I mean, I want to win a Tellenson Award some day. They don't give lifetime achievement awards to people who do things like that.
Marlene Knope: Sweetheart, they only give lifetime achievement awards to people who do things like that. Those are eight of the nastiest, most diabolical people you could ever want to meet. Burt Winfield was a blackmailer. And Dawn Krink slept her way to the top of the DMV. Trip Holloway named names in the '50s. Horace Rangel used the police department to harass journalists. And jeez, honey, Tony Tellenson was the worst. He tried to re-segregate the drinking fountains.