Leslie Knope: There it is. Let's clear the air. Last night, I opened up this gift basket, for my own pleasure.
Tom: Really. Leslie Knope. Usually such a prudish stickler for the rules.
Leslie Knope: I'm not happy about it either, Tom.
Tom: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Jerry: Last year you wrote me up for making personal phone calls to my mom.
Leslie Knope: Yes, I did. And I would do it again. Two wrongs do not make a right.
Jerry: Yes, but she was in the hospital.
Leslie Knope: I did not know that at the time.