Shauna: So what do you think the odds are that this park is actually gonna get made?
Leslie Knope: Can I say over 100%? Because I would be lying if I said less.
Shauna: Wow. You seem a lot more confident than some of the other people I've spoken to. Can I read you some of these quotes?
Leslie Knope: Be my guest.
Shauna: "The Sullivan Street pit is always going to be a pit."
Leslie Knope: Well, until it turns into a park. Yes, I agree. [starts eating]
Shauna: Um. "Hey, you should write an article on unicorns, because they're more likely to exist than this park."
Leslie Knope: Oh, really? Tell that to a 14-year-old girl.
Shauna: "You should write an article on the Pope getting married, because that's more likely to happen than this park."
Leslie Knope: There are some countries where the Pope can be married.
Shauna: "You should write an article on talking monkeys."
Leslie Knope: Really? Have you seen The Wizard of Oz?
Shauna: "You should write an article about leprechauns."
Leslie Knope: Leprechauns exist.
Shauna: "You should write an article about the sun falling out of the sky."
Leslie Knope: Why would you write an article about that? That's...
Shauna: This one is just "No." Um. "This park is never, ever, ever, ever going to happen."
Leslie Knope: Might I ask who said that?
Shauna: Mark Brendanawicz.