Quote from Leslie Knope in The Reporter
Mark: Hey, I just got your 15 texts. Leslie Knope: Mark. Listen, thank you for coming. I tried to stay on message. Mark: Mmm-hmm. Leslie Knope: But then, Ann and Andy sandbagged me. Andy was drunk when he fell in the pit. And it turns out that Ann is on birth-control pills. Mark: Okay. Leslie Knope: Shauna is in the conference room, and she's writing a really bad article and it's gonna destroy us all. Please fix it.