Ron Swanson: Hey, Haverford, maybe one day you'll figure out how to spell a three-letter word.
Tom: Come on, Ron.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I play a lot of online Scrabble with my boss, Ron Swanson, and, oh, my God, that guy is the best. He beats me every time. He kills me. He's awesome. I can't beat him. I should just close my account. [groans]