Tom: [aside to camera] Every now and then we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll-Up. She one time made out with the water-delivery guy in her office. On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman. Not Batgirl. Batman. And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside. And it is my favorite thing in the world.