Leslie Knope: So, take two. I'm Leslie Knope, and with me is department member Tom Haverford. We are here to answer any and all of your questions, so fire away.
Man: Well, it's a great day, because last month they put me in jail. That's right. The head of the police is a ninth-degree Mason.
Woman: But the music is so loud.
Man #2: Stop the graffiti, please. Please.
Leslie Knope: I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't like them.
Man #3: No, it drives me crazy. I have kids.
Leslie Knope: Right. But...
Man #3: I've got my little three-year-old, I'm going through the park and someone's like, "Hey [bleep] my [bleep]" And the guy's, "You [bleep] my [bleep], you [bleep] head."
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: These people are members of a community that care about where they live, so what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.
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Man: Now, I have a few things I want to say about Laura Linney.
Leslie Knope: Thank you so much, Barry. Always great to have you here.