[Washington, D.C. 2022:]
April: All right, go ahead.
Leslie Knope: What?
April: You're gonna lecture me about how Andy and I should have kids. You're gonna be like, "They're so great. They change your life, and yes, they drive you nuts, but it's all worth it for the beauty and the majesty and the glory of their little faces in the morning. Blah, blah, blah, and barf." You know why it's so unfair? Because you guys got so lucky. You had sex one time, and you had three kids, and they're all, like, smart and great and healthy, and now your lives are perfect. But our life is pretty perfect already. And you know what, kids act the opposite of their parents. That's why your kids are so cool. But Andy and I are cool already, so our kids will be, like, really lame and weird. I'm sorry. I just don't know what to do. Please tell me what to do. What do I do?
Leslie Knope: It's not about trying to make your life perfect. Nobody's lives are perfect. You have kids because you and Andy are a team and you want to bring in some new team members.
April: So you think we should?
Leslie Knope: I don't know if you should have kids. I really don't. But I do like your team.