JJ: Look, I appreciate everything that you guys have done for me, but even if I put in the time and the money to refurbish this trash heap, it's not gonna change the fact that no respectable people live in this part of town anymore.
Andy: Damn straight.
JJ: Everything would have to magically change. The whole neighborhood would have to suddenly become safe and clean and have businesses and people who dine out.
April: No, then we'd have to move again.
Leslie Knope: Are you thinking...
Ron Swanson: It's possible.
Leslie Knope: How would we...
Both: PR. Which you could then--
Leslie Knope: Yes, right. Okay, good. Guys, we have about five days to do three months worth of work. But if we pull it off, we can rescue JJ's Diner, we can establish a new National Park, and we can save Pawnee forever. Who's in?
Herman Lerpiss: I am.
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Oh, my God. Where'd you come from?
Herman Lerpiss: The floor hole.