Quote from Leslie Knope in Gryzzlbox
Leslie Knope: Hello, everyone. We are here today to discuss Gryzzl, and whether or not they are invading our privacy. Woman: They sent my husband three boxes of genital cream to his office. My husband's splotchy genitals are no one's business, except for his, mine, and his many genital doctors. [applause] Pearl: They sent me a bunch of toy pigs dressed like movie stars. That's my private hobby. No one knows I collect toy pigs dressed like movie stars, except now all of you people. Ben: Which one is that? Pearl: This is actually Ham-uel L. Jackson from the movie, Pork Fiction, it's extremely rare, and I am keeping it. But still, they no right to give me something I will treasure the rest of my life. Young Woman: I opened my box in front of all of my friends, and it was a bunch of Virginia Woolf novels. Now Miley and Haley know I like to read. What if they tell Evan? Chance Frenlm: I like their phones, but they've gone too far sending this stuff to our houses. Gryzzl has no right to search our private data. Leslie Knope: So wait, you guys are not against us on this? Chance Frenlm: We're not against you on this. [chanting] We're not against you on this. All: We're not against you on this.