Leslie Knope: Good evening. Pawnee is a place of culture, history, and heritage, and the National Park Service is proud to say that we've discovered a new chapter in the life of local hero and president, William Henry Harrison. [Hail to the Chief plays] A heretofore unknown hunting lodge was recently discovered smack dab in the middle of the Newport land. What great historical moments took place within these hallowed halls? Did Harrison plan his presidential campaign while sitting around the hearth? Which used to be there. Did he write letters to Thomas Jefferson on his roll top desk? Which, you know, I don't know, might have existed. The point is, William Henry Harrison would have wanted this land preserved as a national park. Don't believe me? Let's ask him. In the form of his direct descendant, Zachary.
Zack Harrison: Hi, I'm Zack. Harrison.
Leslie Knope: Amazing.
Leslie Knope: Zachary, what is it like being a descendant of William Henry Harrison?
Zack Harrison: Uh, Harrison's a pretty common last name.
Leslie Knope: Okay, sit.