Andy: Says here there are 12 closets, three bomb shelters, five dumb waiters, two and three eights baths. No kitchens. It's a fairly standard layout.
April: Cool, is that a staircase to nowhere?
Keg Jeggings: Yes, it is. Good eye.
Andy: What was this place?
Keg Jeggings: Remember the Pawnee doll head factory?
April: This was a doll head factory?
Keg Jeggings: No. This was a holding cell for people who went insane on the assembly line.
Andy: What's behind this door? [gasps] Fire poll.
April: So this place has had zero offers?
Keg Jeggings: People seem to be scared off on account of it being haunted... and disgusting.
[aside to camera:]
Keg Jeggings: After 47 years living here, I decided to move to Orlando to be closer to Disney World.