Andy: Fine. I'll tell you the secret. Ben's dog is dying.
April: Lie.
Andy: Ben is dying. He has the same disease Larry has. Leslie is dying.
April: No.
Andy: They're both dying.
April: No.
Andy: I'm dying. Chris and Ann are moving.
April: They already moved.
Andy: They're moving again to China... town in France.
April: No!
Andy: Okay, fine. Do you really want to know?
April: Yes.
Andy: Leslie is a spy.
April: No.
Andy: Tom has something wrong with his butt.
April: Oh, my God.
Andy: What? Did you hear that? They need an encore. Honey, they want--the kids want an encore, I'm sorry. What song should we do? You wanna do Toots?