Quote from Andy in One in 8,000
Andy: Fine. I'll tell you the secret. Ben's dog is dying. April: Lie. Andy: Ben is dying. He has the same disease Larry has. Leslie is dying. April: No. Andy: They're both dying. April: No. Andy: I'm dying. Chris and Ann are moving. April: They already moved. Andy: They're moving again to China... town in France. April: No! Andy: Okay, fine. Do you really want to know? April: Yes. Andy: Leslie is a spy. April: No. Andy: Tom has something wrong with his butt. April: Oh, my God. Andy: What? Did you hear that? They need an encore. Honey, they want--the kids want an encore, I'm sorry. What song should we do? You wanna do Toots?