Leslie Knope: We know that you have that important other engagement.
Chipp McCapp: Yo, I gots to get that haircut. Snoop!
Leslie Knope: It's not just Pawnee that needs you. It's the entire region.
Skipper: Permission to speak, son? Pawnee is kind of the gateway to that whole region. They do buy a lot of albums.
Chipp McCapp: They sure ain't buying toothpaste. Bunch of dirty Hicks. [laughs] What if we fly me in and out same day so I wouldn't have to spend a night in your crap town?
Leslie Knope: Excuse me. Pawnee is a good town with good people from all walks of life. Plus, it is an amazing place to raise kids and start a family.
Chipp McCapp: You think I care about that? Look, I can do whatever I want, all right? If I want to shoot a paintball gun at my dad, I'm gonna do it. [gun fires]
Skipper: [groans] Good shot, son. I'm proud of you.
Leslie Knope: You're crazy. This is over, okay? Pawnee does not need you. And you should know that when you shook my hand earlier, there was pee on my palms. That makes us sound like Hicks. We're not. Shut up. Stupid. Okay. Let's go, Andy.