Foreman: Who's a big guy? [both baby talking]
Judy: Man, forget about working. I just wanna stare at this baby all day.
Ron Swanson: What is the nature of your work on this floor?
Foreman: Total redo: new floors, fixtures, plumbing.
Ron Swanson: How long will it take?
Foreman: Six to eight weeks.
Ron Swanson: Deal. I will do all this work for you in the time allotted. Just have your tools and materials brought up here.
Foreman: Are you crazy? This is enough work for a whole crew.
Ron Swanson: I'm sure the government believed you when you told them that, and I tip my cap to you for profiting off their ignorance. But I'm offering you two months paid vacation and the ability to take credit for my work, which will be flawless.
Foreman: Okay. Guys, let's go!
Ron Swanson: I got all help I'll need right here.