Joan Callamezzo: I can honestly say today's guest is the only person in this town who's a bigger deal than I am. [laughs] Please welcome lifestyle guru Annabel Porter.
Annabel Porter: Hello, hello. It's me. I'm here.
Joan Callamezzo: Yes, you are.
Annabel Porter: Hi.
Joan Callamezzo: Can I just say, as a journalist, I feel like we're best friends. Tell the audience about yourself.
Annabel Porter: Well, I'm just a simple former phonebook model who found her calling. You know, I'm not perfect. The average woman worries about what she looks like in a bathing suit. So does my nanny. So I get it.
Joan Callamezzo: Annabel, what trends are... Pardon the pun, but... Trending?
Annabel Porter: First of all, Mozambique cashmere is the new cast-iron stove.
Joan Callamezzo: Of course.
Annabel Porter: I have found some amazing new conflict-free paella recipes, and, luckily, my favorite fishmonger now makes house calls.
Joan Callamezzo: Thank God.
Donna: Finally.
Annabel Porter: But my fave new item is a deliciously bold chair... By local artist Ron Swanson.
Joan Callamezzo: Ron Swanson is here. He will be joining us after the break, so stick around.
Ron Swanson: Did that woman call my chair "delicious"?