Tom: So I just wanted to let you know I will not be selling Rent-A-Swag. And you can go tell your client he now has 100 problems? Is it Jay-Z?
Trevor Nelsson: No. But since you're not taking the deal, I should inform you that my client will be moving on to plan B, opening his own store directly across the street from yours.
Tom: Across the street? What kind of store is it gonna be?
Trevor Nelsson: He's calling it "Tommy's Closet." It's a high-end secondhand clothing store where parents can rent clothes for their teens, tweens, and pres, as well as babies, toddlers, grown-ups, and olds.
Tom: But that's my idea and my name.
Trevor Nelsson: So I guess only Domino's is allowed to sell pizza now? It's called capitalism, Mr. Haverford, and you are about to get a free lesson. Only this free lesson is going to cost you.
Tom: So it's not free?
Trevor Nelsson: You're right. That was confusing. This lesson will cost you. Good day.
Tom: This sucks, but I have to admit: It's a pretty baller move. You sure this isn't Diddy?
Trevor Nelsson: It is Diddy.
Tom: I knew it!
Trevor Nelsson: It's not Diddy.