Leslie Knope: Garth, I have another proposition.
Garth Blundin: Yes, I will go out on a date with you, but I realize you're a modern woman, so I will let you pay.
Leslie Knope: No. I was wondering would you like to join the Pawnee Historical Commission?
Garth Blundin: Those clowns? No thank you. They haven't answered a single one of my complaints about their anachronistic use of fonts in their newsletter.
Leslie Knope: Well, I'm a member, and I think we could really use you. But the only problem is there's tons of meetings, lots of work with people who also love history, and many social occasions that you're gonna have to attend, like cocktail parties and such. I can understand if it's something you don't want to commit to.
Garth Blundin: Just sounds like such a big bite out of my soap-making time. My cousin's arraignment is in May. But that's a day. I just fly out, I come back the same day. On a trial basis, yes. Yes, yes.
Leslie Knope: Great. Welcome to the team.