Diane Lewis: Have you seen Ron? He disappeared after the speech and I can't find him anywhere.
Leslie Knope: Diane. Ugh. The stuff with Tammy is so complex and weird and gross. It just would probably be better if you let me handle it.
Diane Lewis: I'm not worried about Tammy. I mean, I'm a middle school vice-principal. I deal with hormonal psychopaths all the time.
Leslie Knope: Oh, great. Good.
Diane Lewis: What concerns me is you.
Leslie Knope: You who?
Diane Lewis: You you.
Leslie Knope: You me?
Diane Lewis: You're the one who's been at his side all night. You're the one who's been protecting him, you're the one who knows all the intimate details of his romantic history with that monster.
Diane Lewis: Oh, no, no, no, no. Diane, you misunderstand. I'm happily engaged.
Leslie Knope: You and Ron have an intimacy that I just don't understand, so if there is a threat to my relationship with Ron, it's not Tammy. It's you.