Jennifer Barkley: Mr. Kurtzwilder, it might be helpful if you told us why you want to be governor of Florida.
Howard Kurtzwilder: Well, I guess you could say mine is the classic Florida success story. I went to SFU law school, I was working at a small firm in Orlando, and one day, bam, just like that, gator eats penis.
Ben: Excuse me?
Howard Kurtzwilder: Well, that was my first high profile case. It was a classic Florida divorce. Guy cheats on his wife with Dan Marino's masseuse, one day she cuts his junk off, throws it in the Everglades.
Jennifer Barkley: Why not?
Howard Kurtzwilder: Damn alligator ate it. And that case, that case made my career. Now, I just wanna give something back.
Jennifer Barkley: Frankly, your path to victory is narrow. Governor Scott might be vulnerable, but you have very little name recognition.
Ben: But the Barkley Group is the best at what we do. We're not in the business of losing elections. We can get you where you wanna go.