Marshall Langman: [camp voice] This, that's happening here, is not allowed!
Marcia Langman: We at the Society for Family Stability Foundation object to this smut being taught. It's against Pawnee's abstinence-only sex education law.
Ann: That's only for schools.
Chris: Actually, it's not. The way the bill is drafted prohibits any government employee from teaching anything but abstinence, city-wide.
Marshall Langman: Thank you, Chris.
Chris: You're welcome.
Marcia Langman: If we allow this filth to be taught to our seniors, the next you thing you know, it'll be in our high schools, then our kindergartens, and before you know it, we have babies in thong underwear. Is that what you want?
Leslie Knope: Yes, that's what I want.
Marshall Langman: Ladies and gentlemen, this vulgar sex show is over. Please forget everything this horrible woman has told you.
Leslie Knope: It is not over. It is far from over. Andy, pack up our bananas!