Bobby Newport: A lot of people have been asking me how I feel about everything that's happened today. Well, let me tell you a little story. My dad was this amazing athlete when he was a kid. When I was in junior high, I started doing track just to impress him... [Leslie scoffs] Even though I hated it. At the end of the year, I entered the 5,000 meters. And I won. It was awesome. My dad wrapped me in a big hug, said he was proud of me. That's just a great story that happened between me and my dad and nobody else.
Ben: Oh, we're dead. It's over.
Leslie Knope: That's my story.
Bobby Newport: Before I go, I want to bring up a special guest. Somebody who's been very supportive and mega cool today. Leslie Knope. Will you come up here?
Leslie Knope: What?
Bobby Newport: Come on, come up here.
Ben: Go, go, go, go, go.
Bobby Newport: You know, Leslie's been getting a lot of heat today, but I want you all to know that we talked person-to-person, and she's really great. People should stop being so mean to her. In fact, if you don't vote for me tomorrow, you should vote for her, because she's super, super awesome lady. Leslie, we did it! Yeah!