Fester Trim: I am Fester Trim. Many of you know me as the man who sells you your guns at the Gun-Believable Gun Emporium.
Man: Whoo!
Fester Trim: I want to tell you about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.
Brandi Maxxxx: You might be thinking, "what does an adult film star know about politics?" Well, I've produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone.
Man: Whoo!
Brandi Maxxxx: Thank you. And just like Leslie, I know what it's like to be the only woman in a room full of men.
Manrico Della Rossa: I am Manrico Della Rossa. I believe animals are as important as people. And if elected, I will fight for them as if they are my own children.
Leslie Knope: I am Leslie Knope. I love this town, and I've worked my whole life to make it great. I believe that I've earned your vote. Bobby Newport believes he can buy it. And maybe that's because he's never earned anything his entire life.
Bobby Newport: That--that hurt my feelings. Hurt my feelings. You're supposed to be this positive person. Can't we just talk about things we like? [applause]
Joan Callamezzo: Well said. Uh, just a reminder to our candidates to keep it civil. Looking at you, Leslie.
Bobby Newport: Ah, that's okay, Joan. I'm okay. I'm just-- [mouths words] I'm nervous, man. I'm nervous. Gah. I guess I want to do a good job because, um, I like it when people think I do a good job. And I want your vote because I want Pawnee and my dad to see what I'm made of. So let's do this. [cheers and applause] The wrecking crew. Who let you guys in? Hey, Jason.