Leslie Knope: So, if you move here, I hope we can be friends, but I love Ben. He comes first, and if you're going to act like an ass, I can't talk to you, ever.
Dave Sanderson: Okay, that's fair. I-I'm sorry. That was dumb, all that stuff I did. You just-- you make me crazy, and I guess I'm just surprised that-- you know, that's the guy you fell in love with. He's very--well, he's shrimpy, and he's small.
Leslie Knope: Shrimpy or not... He's smart, and he's cute, and he's kind, and he's funny, and he's got a great face and nice hair, and he's--
Dave Sanderson: Okay, I get it. I surrender. I just want to know that you're happy and you're protected.
Leslie Knope: I'm very happy. And he's not shrimpy. A few weeks ago, a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley, and he punched him in the face.
Dave Sanderson: Oh, good man. I mean him, for doing that, not the guy who called you a bitch. You tell me where he is. I'll punch him, too.