Bobby Newport: Yes, um, why'd you guys post that video of me, man? I mean, that didn't make me feel good. It was... it was mean. You guys are mean.
Leslie Knope: Well, we used your own ad, so I don't think it was mean.
Bobby Newport: All right, let me lay it out for you. My friends keep sending me links to that video and they just make fun of me. So just stop running, okay? Just... that... stop.
Leslie Knope: Stop running the ad?
Bobby Newport: No, stop running the campaign.
Leslie Knope: What?
Bobby Newport: Just quit. It would be so cool of you if you just quit. Then I can win the election, and I'll have a big party, and I'll put you both on the guest list, plus one. I'm gonna have a man who does magic. He's really good. Not, like, cheesy magic. Like, good magic.
Leslie Knope: We're not gonna quit the campaign. Why would we do that?
Bobby Newport: Because... I want it. Come on, give me it. Give me it. Give me it. Come on, give me it. Just give me the election. I'm sorry, please. Please.
Ben: Well, Leslie, he does make a compelling argument.
Bobby Newport: Come on, ugh! Come on, guy.
Leslie Knope: Bobby.
Bobby Newport: Ah, it's not padded!