Ethel: "Mr. Wyatt: Chris, for God's sake, would you mind not jumping for a while?. Mr. Trager: Sorry, Ben, but"...
[flashback:]
Chris: This is how I fight depression. Okay, fine. I'll stop.
Ben: Thank you.
Chris: Okay, so you are prepared to resign, effective immediately, and take full responsibility for all the events that transpired at Li'l Sebastian's memorial.
[cutting back and forth:]
Ethel: "Mr. Wyatt: That is correct."
Ben: That is correct.
Ethel: "Mr. Traeger: Okay, fine. This makes me sadder than I previously thought humanly possible, but I accept your resignation. Can I ask you one more question?"
Chris: Was all of this-- all the sneaking around, the scandal, losing your job-- Was it worth it?
Ben: Yes. It was.
Ethel: "Because I love Leslie. I want to be with her. And I don't want to hide the way I feel about her anymore. So, yeah, it was worth it, because I'm in love with Leslie Knope. Mr. Traeger: That was beautiful. I'm literally crying and jumping. Crying noise, crying noise, nose blow. Mr. Wyatt: It's gonna be okay. Mr. Traeger:..."
Chris: [sobbing]
Ben: Oh. Let it out, I guess.
Ethel: "End transcript."