Tom: Man, did you buy anything for yourself today?
Ben: Yeah, I got this pack of socks.
Tom: Plain white socks? That's not a treat! Donna! Get me away from him.
Donna: Look. Maybe this is our version of treat yourself day and he needs to do his version.
Tom: What are you talking about?
Donna: Wyatt, if you could blow big money on one thing - not sock money - what would it be?
[cut to Ben in a full Batman costume:]
Tom: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! This is a whole new level of nerd.
Ben: You're right. This is ridiculous. What am I doing?
Tom: Wait. No, no, no, no. I mean that in a good way, Ben. Listen to me, you're part of the treat yourself team now, okay? If that costume somehow makes you happy, you're gonna buy it. And you're gonna wear it out of the store, okay? You're gonna treat yourself.
Ben: Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna treat myself. Thanks, you guys. [crying]
Thank you. I really needed this. [sobbing] I'm gonna treat myself.
Donna: Uh-oh. Batman's crying.