Quote from Ann in Born & Raised
Ann: Morning. Is Leslie here? Aw, man. I am so tired. I took a half-shift at the hospital last night. And I had this really weird patient. April: Weird how? Ann: I probably shouldn't talk about it. It's one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Ron Swanson: Talk. Ann: Well, this guy came in. He got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and he tried to cut himself out. April: Was there a lot of blood? Ron Swanson: What kind of blade did he use? Ann: Uh, three-and-a-half-inch? Serrated? Buckets of blood. He passed out over his arm, and slumped onto the floor. April: Did the bone show? Ron Swanson: Very good question, April. Answer her. Ann: Yeah. The bone showed. [aside to camera:] Ann: Everyone in the universe loves a gross medical story. Boom! I win!