Ron Swanson: [whistling] Good morning, everyone.
Leslie Knope: Good morning, sir. How can I help you? Ron? Your moustache fell off.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] Leslie, you goofball. [laughs] Tammy pointed out that my face looked better without any hair on it. And it did collect a lot of food crumbs, which is very unsanitary. Hey, Jer. Hump day, am I right, buddy? [snaps fingers]
Jerry: What?
Leslie Knope: What is going on? Where's Tammy One?
Ron Swanson: She moved in with me. She's really helping me out. Yesterday, she converted my bank account into a joint bank account with her.
Leslie Knope: Oh. That's great. And how is that gonna help?
Ron Swanson: Not sure. When she explains it, it makes total sense. It is so nice having her around. Here's something neat. Tammy's got me taking baby aspirin to lower my risk of heart disease. Science is a miracle. Any-who, back to the old grindstone. These emails aren't gonna send themselves. [laughs]