Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson loves his facial hair. And we burned it off. This thing that we're doing, it's unsustainable.
Ben: What, you want to break up?
Leslie Knope: What? No. I like you.
Ben: Well, then... You want to tell Chris.
Leslie Knope: What? No. I like my job.
Ben: Well, then, what do we do?
Leslie Knope: Okay, operation shutdown. No more secret hand-holding. No more smooching in Ann's office. In fact, when we're at work, we just shouldn't talk to each other at all.
Ben: Okay, well, that's gonna be really hard, and we could still get fired.
Leslie Knope: I know. But it's worth the risk if I can be with you.
Ben: All right. Well, then, I'm in. [goes into kiss Leslie]
Leslie Knope: What are you doing? Are you kidding me?
Ben: I'm sorry. No, it's force of habit.